A rules-light tabletop RPG from Calgary, AB.
Drag Darts · Do Drugs· Don't Die
You are a shitty garbage creature (rat, raccoon, or pigeon) whose entire cosmology is stealing cigarettes from humans. Smoke six and you ascend. That's the whole game.
Roll a shitty buddy
Every shitty buddy starts the same way: badly.
Step one · the species: roll a d6, or just fucking pick
Rat
d6 · 1–2
Too shitty to die · Just a lil guy
A damp miracle of spite and fleas.
Pigeon
d6 · 3–4
Gravity's ongoing failure · Dumb as fuck
Flying trash, with thoughts (question mark).
Raccoon
d6 · 5–6
Trash hands · Kinda fat though
Shitty little hands, no morals.
The dice pick one of the three above (d6), a name off the d20 tables, and a nest that sets your starting kit. You'll probably die, but you'll have fun doing it.
Real rulebook data: abilities, problems, and the fine print live on The Game. If one of these idiots speaks to you, the sesh rolls the full sheet and keeps it.
Roll one up.
Scavenge
The city provides, reluctantly.
Everything you own came out of a bin, and some of it is load-bearing. Dig around long enough and the city coughs up a weapon, a tool, or something you probably shouldn't touch. Every pull is a real roll off the loot tables.
Survive something stupid
Police, animal control, humans in general. The city is full of things that want you dead, and the rulebook is not on your side.
When it gets truly bad there's one move left: read a Profane Passage. It's a spell cast as a coin flip. Roll a d20 against DR 12, clear it and a random spell tears out of you. Miss and you die. Immediately. No save.
Something stupid blocks the way.
Six darts to ascension
Burn all six and your shitty buddy wins, permanently, and leaves the table a legend.
"Vilified in ascension. Hallowed in repugnant release."
Pick your poison
Every rule, every table, playable right on the page. Free, and nothing to carry.
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