Names

Roll a d20 for each column. Your name is Column A + Column B.

d20 × 2400 names

Two rolls, ten seconds

Roll it rather than writing it. It's faster than a whole table workshopping names, and the dice are funnier than you'd expect: Moist Tongue. Swollen Cheese. Poopy Ass.

#	Column A
1	Fart
2	Crusty
3	Piss
4	Garbage
5	Rot
6	Diarrhea
7	Puke
8	Rancid
9	Stink
10	Hot
11	Sweaty
12	Poopy
13	Moist
14	Gorgeous
15	Dirty
16	Plague
17	Gnarly
18	Warty
19	Princess
20	Swollen

#	Column B
1	Balls
2	Meat
3	Doctor
4	Cheese
5	Ass
6	Scum
7	Beans
8	Shit
9	Fuck
10	Trash
11	Tongue
12	Foot
13	Rectum
14	Scrotum
15	Socks
16	Bastard
17	Goblin
18	Sandwich
19	Guts
20	Ulcer