Summon: Huge fucking guy on bath salts
d20 · 19
What it does
Summon a 6'4, 350lbs menace absolutely hosed out of his mind on amphetamines. He has 24hp and a rage modifier of +6. He can make a d8 bite attack, and a grapple attack (contest of rage against the target to incapacitate). At the end of every action he takes d6 self inflicted damage. At the end of d8 minutes, his heart explodes and he dies regardless of current health. You can gently suggest what he should do, he might listen.
"Godluck and goodspeed."